During last night’s Vice-Presidential Debate a fly-like object landed on the hair of Vice President Mike Pence for about two minutes. Sources close to the Democratic Party claimed that it was not an ordinary fly, but rather a strategic drone.
The drone-fly, named Filbert, was flown into the hall when Pence’s face appeared to glass over and he appeared more comatose than usual. Republican technicians used the fly to reboot the computer chip planted in Pence’s hair that was programmed with calculated responses to the debate questions.
Technician, I.M. Honest, reported that with Pence’s rather plastic countenance, it is often difficult to determine if he is experiencing a technical short circuit or is just clueless. Unfortunately, with the time delay of two minutes, many of Pence’s subsequent answers to the moderator’s questions were not always in synch!
The faulty computer chip was also responsible for Pence’s inability to stop talking even after being chastised to stop several times by the moderator. Filbert did not remain longer as it had an urgent message to return to it’s White House base to assist Donald with his TV remote which appeared to be stuck watching “Big Bang Theory” reruns.
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