No one was more intrigued by the announcement than the management of the Yankees who knew nothing about the event. They had not invited him, but that did not deter Mr. Dramatic. Donnie had been floored to witness one of his arch-rivals in the pandemic wars, Dr. Anthony Fauci, throw out a first pitch at a Washington Nationals game this week.
Fauci’s first pitch was only six-feet wide of home plate, but nevertheless, he was awarded accolades by the sporting world for his feeble attempt. In fact, Topps Corporation developed a Fauci baseball card that sold thousands in the first few days.
It is reported that Donnie was outraged that Fauci received more media attention than he did during this first week of the restricted major league baseball season. Not to miss a promotional opportunity Donnie is reported to have been throwing crab apples at protesters outside the White House fence, in preparation.
“No pandemic alarmist like Fauci, is going to have a better baseball card than I am going to get,” ranted Trump. “Mine is going to be very, very, very much more popular than his, Donald fumed as a crab apple struck Malania in the back as she was doing her morning yoga in the Rose Garden!
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