More details of Melania Trump’s new White House Rose Garden remodelling have just been leaked.
The Rose Garden will be organized along the lines of Disneyland, with four distinct adventure park themes. The Central area (Golfland) will include a nine-hole miniature golf course with twelve-inch diameter holes. Melania explained, “ Donnie gets quite upset when he misses a putt and that usually leads him to impose economic sanctions on some unsuspecting country the next day.”
A shark-shaped pond will be designed for anglers of every age to experience the thrill of fishing. Seaworld will feature metal-shaped fish and magnetic hooks to allow guests to catch their limit every day. “Donnie will be delighted,” Melania squealed.
A lavish gazebo in Horseworld will include a real carousel to entertain White House visitors. Apparently, Donnie prides himself on his equestrian skills and he loves to ride sidesaddle on his favourite plastic pony, named Stormy, after an old acquaintance.
Finally, there will be an outdoor patio area featuring a shooting gallery and an elixir testing station. Melania stated that, “Donnie will be offering a variety of Lysol shooters and cocktails just to prove the experts wrong.” The NRA has provided a wide range of the newest and most lethal automatic weapons for testing. All targets will be life size cardboard cutouts highlighted by multi-figures of Nancy Pelosi surrounded by other Democratic Senators. Donnie has already indicated that Frontierland park is his favourite component.
Melania is still undecided if she will be providing golden-orange plastic hair pieces to visitors or the standard Mickey Mouse ears as souvenirs after viewing the new enhanced Rose Garden!
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