It was determined that adding the name of “Biden” might not be appealing enough to many voters. One official declared, “This is not an election between Trump and Biden, but rather between choosing Trump or not choosing Trump. It is not a choice between two individuals, but between re-election of the incapable incumbent or taking their chances on anyone else.”
Should the voters select the “Not Trump” option as the winner a new president will be selected from a list of nice guys candidates. The list of potential nice guys includes:
- Tom Hanks - who doesn’t like Tom?
- Anderson Cooper - he doesn’t need the money.
- Harrison Ford - Indiana Jones can come to the rescue again
- Michael Buble - he’ll change his citizenship and he can sing
- Barack Obama - will serve under an assumed name
- Joe Biden - how much harm can he do?
All ballot must be delivered to the closest neighbourhood school before October 1. The ballots will be collected by Amazon delivery services in order to take the pressure off of the US Postal Service and delivered them to 145 Point Drive, Calgary, Alberta. The results will be tabulated and announced on November 5 on Good Morning America!
And may it be a good morning, America! President Hanks does have a nice ring to it don’t you think?
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