Another manmade tunnel under the US-Mexico border has just been discovered. The 1300 foot-long tunnel runs from under a house in San Luis Rio Colorado, Mexico to an abandoned KFC restaurant in San Luis, Arizona.
The tunnel measured 3 feet wide and 4 feet high and was equipped with a fully developed ventilation system, water lines, electrical wiring, a rail system, extensive reinforcement and shoring, known to be commonly used in sophisticated subterranean tunnels.
Mexican officials are outraged with this obvious attempt to smuggle illicit materials and individuals from the US into Mexico. “We will not tolerate the Americans attempting to illegally ship hundreds and hundreds of boxes of KFC into our country. In Mexico we work hard at providing healthy and balanced tacos and burittos to our people and the infusion of deep-friend, cholesterol-laden chicken and french fries will not be allowed,” reported the mayor of San Luis Rio Colorado.
A number of Mexican tradesmen also complained that the US tunnels are shortchanging local electricians, plumbers and air conditioning companies by not allowing them to bid on contracts for tunnel construction. One local builder complained, “The Yankees already have a monopoly on the construction of border walls and now they want to corner the tunnelling business as well!”
It is rumoured that a contingency of Mexican workers are planning a protest this weekend in the streets of Phoenix, the capitol of Arizona, proclaiming “Mexican Tunnels Matter."
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