A second major health crisis has reared its ugly head in North America. Two major celebrities, one Canadian and one American, have been accused of constructing and maintaining “toxic workplaces.”
Inside sources at CBCNews have claimed that, “Canada’s Governor General, Julie Payette, has created a toxic environment at Rideau Hall by verbally harassing employees to the point where some have been reduced to tears or have left the office altogether. "This has gone from being one of the most collegial and enjoyable work environments to being a house of horrors," said one government source.” It's bullying and harassment at its worst.”
Meanwhile, American talkshow host Ellen DeGeneres has been accused of operating a “workplace that was toxic and dominated by fear.” Some recently departed staff members made allegations of racism and intimidation on the show.
It is comforting to note that both Mr Trudeau and Mr Trump responded immediately to the potential spread of the toxicity. Mr Trump donned his face mask, sealed the doors to the White House, and erected a five square block barricade around it to maintain his social distancing from the masses. “I will not allow this insidious poison to seep into my White House to taint the friendly, fun-loving, cooperative work environment that I have created.”
Mr Trudeau immediately called in a Hazmat Team from the Canadian Centre for Nuclear Contamination as soon as he heard the word, “toxic.” “We will not only check the radiation level in Rideau Hall, but in the Houses of Parliament and in my underwear drawer. If the Roentgen count is too high we will evacuate the city. If my decision proves to be a mistake, I will be happy to apologize later on prime time TV”, he responded.
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