Sources close to Prime Minister Justin Trudeau have indicated that he is well prepared for his appearance before the House of Commons Finance Committee today. He is faced with series of ethical questions regarding his association with the WE Charity group.
In preparation, he has visited his hair stylist, Monsieur Jerome, applied another Grecian Formula treatment to his beard, and shined the pair of old budget shoes given him by his buddy Bill Morneau for luck. He has been practising his sincere, yet casual responses to questions in front of his dressing room mirror with only a little prompting by his wife Sofie.
Apparently, the Kielburger brothers, who head the WE Charity, have signed an affidavit claiming “We do not know the man!” The video showing the brothers and Justin and Sofiie embracing on stage at a recent WE event, were stunt doubles, not the PM and his wife.
Margaret Trudeau who was paid over $250,000 for speaking at numerous WE events swore that she didn’t know that she and Justin were related! Younger brother Sacha lamented “I am the invisible Trudeau and I don’t know why anyone is picking on me!”
Should Trudeau encounter any difficulty in answering the committees questions, he is prepared to respond with a tactical diversion that he has been using for months. He is prepared to announce a 50 billion dollar gift to support Inuit (formerly known as Eskimos) television programming and free rainbow coloured paints for any organization that wished to paint crosswalks on their local streets.
One reporter indicated that he heard Trudeau softly humming “Old Man River” as he headed to the meeting!
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