A major power shift has just occurred within the White House. Melania Trump has conducted a minor coup, in an attempt to show the world that the Trump family are not all completely incompetent. This week she announced that there would be big changes taking place at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. Melania has declared that she will be revamping the White House Rose Garden initiated by the Kennedy administration in the 1960s.
Melania has expressed her frustration with the lack of leadership by her roommate and has grasped the reigns of power herself. She wanted to make a significant statement to indicate that she was a force to be reckoned with.
Mrs Trump indicted that other issues facing the world such as the pandemic, the Black Lives Matter movement, deteriorating global economies and increased civil unrest and anger would need to take a backseat until her flower garden renovation was completed.
She indicated that the updates will include the addition of two new limestone walkways, electrical upgrades, a new drainage system (designed to drain political swamps), and the replacement of existing crab apple trees (complaints from the neighbours) with white rosebushes. Although her initiative was virtually ignored by most news outlets, it was featured in the current issue of Rose Gardens for Dummies!
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