Alberta Premier Jason Kenney has indicated that he is not pleased with the performance of Health Minister Tyler Shandro. A poll held by the Alberta Medical Association reported that 98% of its 9000 members have no confidence in Shandro’s ability to manage the province’s health care system.
Kenney was livid that two percent of the province’s doctors DID have confidence in Shandro. Kenney ranted, “We are a perfect province governed by a perfect Premier and I will not tolerate anything short of perfection. By allowing over 180 doctors to be happy with recent pay cuts and restrictions is a travesty. Our United Conservative Party is built upon total annihilation of all opposition and will not tolerate any alternative viewpoints.”
Kenney continued ,“Our government has successfully alienated all teachers and nurses, and our grab of private sector pension plans is a master stroke of my genius. My goal in life is to eventually be crowned king of the new province of Oilandgas and I will not accept anything less!”
In the meantime, Shandro apologized (in Trudeauian fashion) that he had not been forceful or offensive enough to subdue all doctors into accepting the government’s new pay plan. “I will try harder, he commented, “ and I will continue to try to meet the high standards set by Mien Fuhrer Jason.” He sharply clicked his heels and scuttled out of the room.
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